Exhaustion, Stress, Burnout Humor

Roasting The Epidemic That Won’t Shut Up

They Demanded the Spotlight.

Well, now they’ve got it.

Meet the three chaos queens who’ve been freeloading in your nervous system:
Exhaustion. Stress. Burnout.
They’re petty. They’re clingy. They’re obsessed with keeping you overwhelmed.

They don’t want solutions.
They want center stage.
So today? We roast them. Publicly. With receipts.

“You’re exhausted, stressed, and seconds from setting your to-do list on fire with a scented candle. Welcome to the roast.”

Meet the Frenemies

Because you’ve been calling them “normal” for far too long.

🟣 Exhaustion

Your draining bestie who calls it “loyalty” but ghosts you the second you try to rest.
She whispers, “You’re just tired,” but she means, “Collapse quietly, queen.”

🎤 [Read: Sarcasm Saves Lives — The Roast of Exhaustion]

🟡 Stress

The chaos goblin who taps every open tab in your brain and calls it “productivity.”
Her love language? Panic. And Google Calendar.

🎤 [Read: Roast Stress — The Nervous Breakdown in a Blazer]

🔴 Burnout

She used to hype you up. Now she weaponizes Pinterest quotes and steals your joy and your Wi-Fi.
She doesn’t take breaks. She takes hostages.

🎤 [Read: Make Burnout Cry in the Office Bathroom — The Final Roast]

Why the Roast?

Because they’ve stolen your joy.
Hijacked your schedule.
Blurred your boundaries.
And convinced you that feeling like this is just what adulthood means.

Today, you take your clarity back—with sarcasm, truth bombs, and emotional boundaries that bite.

The Final Mic Drop

They love to keep things subtle.
You love to call it what it is.

They thrive in the background of your autopilot.
You thrive when you name what’s stealing your peace.

Let’s drag them into the light.
Let’s give your nervous system back its damn spotlight.